white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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