what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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