Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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