do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself