Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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