That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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