I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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