hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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