No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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