I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I intend to get homeless drunk
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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