Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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