East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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