I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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