That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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