That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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