I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
