My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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