"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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