apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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