Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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