return my video game
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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