Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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