So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
operation have a gay friend backfired
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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