So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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