We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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