I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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