You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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