Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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