I wanna bring you to show and tell
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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