hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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