But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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