is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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