I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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