At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
