Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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