when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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