Who wears a wallet chain?!
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i came on her dog
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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