He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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