i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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