i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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