She is in my trunk
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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