their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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