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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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