i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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