She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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