so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Swine flu is the new snow day.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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