so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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