Pappa wants mamma naked
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He better not be in your backpack
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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