Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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