I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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