Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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