If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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