4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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