Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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